For me this prompts a couple product ideas.
- The first is some type of bracelet or sign that states I did actually dress myself in this outfit. I always think if I died suddenly, the police would think "Look what that sick bastard dressed her in...wasn't it enough to poison her?" I start out looking like I'm in a Siberian gulag because I hate to be cold in the morning. Then I get involved in creating a prototype and the layers start coming off like some very unsexy striptease. Later, sitting still in front of the computer, I feel chilly so I add a scarf then some socks then whatever's handy. Voila! Hand me a "Will design for food" sign and I'm ready to go.
- The second product would be Nicer PJs. They would be very comfortable to sleep in, cozy and free of all zippers, ties and buttons. But, in a flash, they'd look like work clothes. A Moo Moo with strings that pull the whole thing together into an uber-ruched work of fashion? A tailored robe of gabardine? Suede boots that can hide yoga pants?
Hand me my sketchbook...these could be the next million-dollar ideas!
*Fake Uggs
